We Need a 3rd Sex

This blog was written some years ago and it is moreso of a spoof. It is not intended for those men out there who are actually GOOD MEN! We know you exist and without you we would be forced to love the men below (God forbid). Now for the list.


**This is a working list compiled by me and two of my homegirls about the things we've encountered that cause us to be, well, SINGLE**

-Men who have a girlfriend and still kiss and hug you when their girl is not in sight...wtf
-Men who t-shirts have yellow stains under the armpit. If you cant keep your clothes clean or simply buy a new t-shirt then, you and I have two different hygiene and financial situations.
-Men who shoes curl at the toe. Unless you are a leprechaun we still dont have much in common
-Men who think asking what type of drink your drinking is the way to start a conversation...PLEASE
-Men who stare at you sexually while you are dancing. I didnt notice a pole behind me or dollar bills hanging out my pants.
-Men who have hair coming out their nose or ears. Enough said
-The last book read was Social Studies. (yes way back)
-Men who think it's cute that they once were cheaters and liars.
-Men who think being at the club every weekend is actually doing something positive.
-Men who think hanging with the "boys" is doing something positive.
-Men who think being in a fraternity is actually being productive in life
-Men who dont respect women, no matter what. -Men who dont respect themselves.
-Faithless Men -Hopeless Men
-Men who think because they went to high school with you it's an easy score! N. Please, I am grown.
-Men who call you after the sun sets. If you are interested call for lunch!


Why am I single? I'm single because the world is full of...
-Men who ask, do you have any kids as a pick up line! (what the hell is wrong with them!?)
-Men who say, where yo man at? (why? do u know him nigga!)
-Men who stare at your body parts! (out of control)
-Jerks who wink at you while their with their significant others! (sad)
- Men who think you owe them coochie because he held the freaking door open!
- Men who praise your looks all day and couldn't care less about your intelligence. (simple niggaz)
-Men so ugly, u start to wonder if you're ugly after they try to holla!
-Men who try to talk to u based on your looks! (it pretty much lets u know that he does that every time a decent looking woman passes by. i need a selective brotha) -Men with no education, no job, no hope, and no vocabulary, but stay on college campuses trying to recruit women! (i'm not even gonna comment)
-Fat, nasty, stank looking men who have the nerve to want good-looking sistas with sex appeal! (but how many fat nasty sistas do u see with denzel look alikes????)
-Men who want to be rappers! (i'm sorry to the good rappers out there. but i'm tired. if i see one more birdman jr jr)
-Men who are over 30 and wearing throw-back jerzees! (grow up for i throw up please)
-Men who have slept with more women than they can count, but expect for you to be a virgin! (dream on)
-Men who treat women like hoes and teach their daughters to be chaste. (hypocrites)
-Men who think it's unrealistic to expect absolute fidelity! (nasty dogs)
-Men who are so busy trying to control his woman, he can't even control himself. (i'm not ya child)
-Men who have multiple children by multiple women and don't see ANYTHING erroneous about it! (grow up)
-Men who talk about money all day long but ain't got one sensible idea for how to attain it! (read a book first playa)
-Men who rarely see their children. (worthless)
-Men who never want to get married but pretend their open to it! (stop lying, it ain't right)
-Men who dress like they've just stepped out of a dayum lil wayne video! (get yo own style man. who are u?)
-Men who KNOW they look good. (ain't nuttin worse)
-Men who swear they didn't marry ANY of their baby's mamas because they weren't doing anything with their lives. (all 3 of em nigga??)
-Men who sell drugs!!(u ain't clyde and i'm not bonnie. be gone!)
-Men who want to be rappers but don't have a love for words or a passion to express. (can't even talk right! what you gon rap about? oh yea, your grill?)
-Men whose idea of intimacy is sex. (can a sista get a foot rub u over-zealous mutha...)
-Men who refer to sex as something violent and painful-sounding like, "break yo back", "cut u up", "get in yo guts"... (what if i used a term, "imma crush yo nuts tonight!" or "can't wait to rip your sexy foreskin back!") *sigh*


And the list goes on:
-Men who use church as a front for picking up God-fearing women because they want to be "in the closet" whores.
-Men who date the same chick for like 20 years but swear they not in a relationship.
-Men who claim to like you way more than the other chicks they talkin to yet he treats you all the same.( -Men who list "women" as their hobby, interest, or occupation. (Grow up)
-Men who claim they don't have time for a relationship. (Then why you in my face?!?!?)
-Men who have no integrity. If you're a dog at least be honest about it.(Coward)
-Men who think that because you are attractive they need to holla at you.(Appreciate and move on, I do it all the time).
-Men who go around hitting on random women. (It still impresses you that you can get a phone number? Grow Up)
-Men who have tons of female friends.( This is code for he gets around and doesn't know how to or doesn't want to cut ties) ......................and you're right.

Any expression of your discontentment with men today results in the accusation that you must be "gay." However, what they don't know is that we realize that women present just as much DRAMA as men. So the problem is actually with people and relationships. When we learn how to relate to one another in a loving manner then it'll all come together. It's so simple....treat people the way you want to be treated. Until then, we need a third sex.